Category: Humourous Insites

🌙 There’s a New Moon Over My Shoulder… and It Won’t Leave Me Alone

It all started the night I was humming There’s a New Moon Over My Shoulder by Ernest Tubb and minding my own business in Irving.

Now, I’ve sung that song before—mostly off-key and with deep emotional confusion—but this time something… unusual happened.

There really was a new moon over my shoulder.

And it was way too close for comfort.

🤠 The Moon Gets Personal

At first, I thought it was just a trick of the light. Maybe I’d had too much sweet tea.

But when I turned my head…

…the moon turned with me.

“Evenin’,” it said.

Now I don’t know about you, but when a celestial object greets me politely, I get suspicious.

“Uh… howdy?” I replied, because I was raised right.

The moon sighed. “You’ve been singing that song all day. I figured I’d come see what the fuss was about.”

🪕 Things Escalate Quickly

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Before I could object, the moon pulled out a guitar.

A GUITAR.

“I’ve been working on harmony,” it said, strumming like it had a record deal in Nashville.

Now I was in trouble.

Because the moon could sing.

And I could not.

People started gathering. Neighbors peeked out their windows.

One lady whispered, “That fella’s finally lost it… he’s duetting with astronomy.”

🏃‍♂️ Attempted Escape (Failed)

Naturally, I tried to get away.

I walked fast.
The moon floated faster.

I ran.
The moon glided.

I hid behind a tree.

The moon peeked around it like a nosy neighbor.

“Where you goin’?” it asked.

“I need some space!” I shouted.

The moon paused. “Oh… the irony.”

🙏 A Slightly Spiritual Solution

Finally, I did the only thing left to do.

I sat down, looked up, and said, “Lord, I think Your creation is getting a little too friendly.”

The moon softened.

“Maybe I got carried away,” it said. “It’s just… nobody sings about me anymore like they used to.”

Well, that hit me right in the heart.

So I tipped my hat, cleared my throat, and sang that old tune one more time—badly, but sincerely.

The moon smiled… backed up into the sky… and returned to a respectful, non-conversational distance.

🌙 Moral of the Story

If you’re ever in Irving, late at night, and you feel like something’s watching you over your shoulder…

Don’t panic.

It might just be the moon.

And if it starts singing—

Well…

You better know the words.

Tell me what you think and share with others.

Rick Herring
thmjmj@gmail.com

April 12, 2026
Texas “Chilly Front” Brings 60s Weather Just in Time for Spring and Easter
🌬️ The Not-So-Serious “Chilly Front” Arrives Just in Time for Spring

The meteorologists are forecasting a cold front rolling in Friday and sticking around through Saturday.

Now before anyone starts panic-buying firewood or dusting off parkas, let’s take a closer look at what this really means.

Temperatures are expected to drop from the comfortable 80s… down to the perfectly reasonable 60s.

That’s right. Not a cold front. Not even close.

I’m officially calling it a “chilly front.”

🌸 Spring Has Entered the Chat

Let’s not forget where we are on the calendar—late March.

Spring has clearly made itself at home:
- Trees are fully dressed in green
- Grass is growing faster than we can mow it
- Flowers are blooming
- And yes… the weeds are thriving with enthusiasm
This is not “bundle up and brace yourself” weather. This is “maybe grab a light jacket if you’re feeling dramatic” weather.

🧥 The Great 60° Wardrobe Debate

As always, a drop into the 60s creates a community-wide fashion dilemma:
- Do you wear a hoodie?
- Do you stick with short sleeves?
- Do you commit to the classic hoodie-and-shorts combo?
You’ll see it all. And no one will agree on what’s “appropriate.”

🐣 Waiting on the Easter Cool Snap

Here’s the interesting part—Easter is just a week away, and we haven’t had our traditional “Easter spell” yet.

You know the one:
That random, slightly cooler stretch that shows up right around Easter weekend, as if it’s part of the holiday schedule.

This little chilly front might be trying to sneak in early… or it could just be a preview of what’s still to come.

Either way, it feels a bit suspicious.

🌬️ Perspective Is Everything

Let’s keep things in context:
- Nobody is scraping ice off windshields
- Nobody is layering thermal gear
- Nobody is canceling plans due to extreme weather
In fact, 60s weather might just be ideal:
Perfect for walks, yard work, or pretending you’re about to start exercising regularly.

😄 Final Thoughts

So yes, technically a “cold front” is arriving.

But in reality, this is just a brief, polite reminder that spring isn’t quite ready to hand over the thermostat completely.

Call it what you will—I’m sticking with “chilly front.”

Enjoy the cooler air, break out the light jackets, and savor it while it lasts.

Because if history tells us anything, the 80s (and beyond) will be back before we can even find where we put that hoodie.

And remember—this is Texas. Winter is more of a suggestion than a season.

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Rick Herring
thmjmj@gmail.com
March 27, 2026
🌬️ The Great Texas “Chilly Front” of the Week
Just when you thought you had fully committed to shorts, flip-flops, and that one T-shirt you’ve worn three days in a row (no judgment), the meteorologists have spoken: a cold front is on the way.

Well… technically.

Let’s set expectations appropriately.

❄️ A “Cold Front”… Texas Style

This Friday, temperatures are expected to plummet from the roaring 80s all the way down to… the 60s.

Yes. You read that correctly.

Sixties.

Before you panic, no, your pipes will not freeze. Your car will start. Your iced coffee will still be socially acceptable.

But in true dramatic fashion, I will be referring to this as a “chilly front.”

Because let’s be honest—anything below 70°F in Texas requires emotional preparation.

🧥 Wardrobe Crisis Incoming

This sudden drop raises one of life’s most difficult questions:

Do I wear a hoodie… or do I commit to the shorts?

You’ll likely see the full spectrum this weekend:
- One person in a full winter coat
- Another in gym shorts and sandals
- Someone confidently wearing both (hoodie + shorts = peak Texas fashion)
Layering becomes less about practicality and more about identity.

🌬️ The Emotional Impact

Let’s not ignore the psychological toll.

After months of heat, that first breeze in the 60s hits differently. You step outside and suddenly:
- You feel productive
- You consider going for a walk
- You briefly believe you could take up jogging
This will pass.

☕ Seasonal Behavior Changes

The moment temperatures dip below 65°F, a transformation occurs:
- Iced coffee becomes hot coffee
- Hoodies emerge from long-term storage
- Someone, somewhere, orders a pumpkin spice latte with zero hesitation
Even if it’s just for two days, we lean in.

📅 The Reality Check

By Sunday or Monday, temperatures will likely return to their regularly scheduled programming.

The “chilly front” will pass.

The hoodies will retreat.

And we’ll all go back to pretending 85°F is “not that bad.”

😄 Final Thoughts

So yes, a cold front is technically coming—but let’s call it what it really is:

A brief, glorious, slightly dramatic chilly front.

Enjoy it while it lasts. Open a window. Wear that hoodie. Sip something warm.

And remember—this is Texas. Winter is more of a suggestion than a season.

Thank yo or reading this article. Please leave your feedback and share with others.

Rick Herring
thmjmj@gmail.com
March 27, 2026
The Wild, Weird, and Unbelievable Truths About Texas

Texas has always been known for doing things bigger, louder, and prouder than anywhere else in the United States. But beyond its reputation for cowboy culture, massive ranches, and legendary BBQ lies a collection of facts so strange, surprising, and downright unbelievable that they almost sound made up. The video “49 Ridiculous Texas Facts That Feel Illegal to Know” dives into these quirks, revealing a side of Texas that is equal parts fascinating and absurd.

A State That Thinks (and Acts) Big

Everything in Texas really is bigger—and not just in size, but in identity. Texans are famously proud of their state, often treating it less like a region and more like its own country. This strong cultural identity shows up everywhere, from the state’s history as an independent republic to the way residents talk about Texas as if it stands apart from the rest of the U.S.

This larger-than-life mindset helps explain why Texas is home to so many unusual traditions and laws. When a place embraces boldness, it’s no surprise that it also produces some of the most bizarre and memorable facts in the country.

Strange Laws and Odd Realities

One of the most entertaining aspects of Texas trivia is its collection of unusual laws and historical quirks. Some of these laws date back decades and reflect a very different time in society, while others simply highlight how unique the state’s legal landscape can be.

From outdated rules that seem almost comical today to regulations that make you wonder how they ever became necessary, these facts reveal how Texas developed its own distinct way of doing things. They’re a reminder that laws often evolve alongside culture—and sometimes lag far behind it.

Geography That Defies Expectations

Texas isn’t just big—it’s incredibly diverse. The state contains deserts, forests, plains, and even coastal regions, all within its borders. This variety leads to surprising geographical facts, such as dramatic changes in climate and terrain depending on where you are.

Because of its size, Texas can feel like several states combined into one. You could drive for hours and still be in Texas, experiencing completely different landscapes along the way. This vastness contributes to many of the “ridiculous” facts highlighted in the video.

Culture, Food, and Lifestyle

Texas culture is a blend of influences, including Mexican, Western, and Southern traditions. This mix creates a unique lifestyle that stands out from the rest of the country. Food is a major part of this identity—especially barbecue, Tex-Mex cuisine, and bold flavors that match the state’s personality.

But beyond food, Texas is known for its traditions, festivals, and larger-than-life attitudes. Whether it’s rodeos, country music, or high school football rivalries, everyday life in Texas often feels like an event.

Why These Facts Matter

At first glance, these “ridiculous” facts might seem like just fun trivia. But they actually reveal something deeper about Texas: its independence, creativity, and refusal to conform. The state’s quirks are a reflection of its history and the people who call it home.

Texas isn’t just a place—it’s a mindset. And that mindset embraces the unusual, celebrates individuality, and isn’t afraid to stand out.

Conclusion

The video highlights how Texas is full of surprises, from strange laws to fascinating cultural details. These facts may sound unbelievable, but together they paint a vivid picture of a state that thrives on being different.

In the end, Texas doesn’t just live up to its reputation—it exceeds it. And that’s exactly what makes it so interesting.

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Rick Herring
thmjmj@gmail.com

March 19, 2026
I’m Showing Up Empty-Handed (On Purpose)
Erma Bombeck once said, “When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me.’”

Which sounds noble, inspiring, and slightly terrifying if you’re the kind of person who still has unopened craft supplies from 2009.

Because let’s be honest: many of us are planning to arrive at Heaven’s gate with a carry-on bag labeled “Untapped Potential.”

God: “So… what did you do with the gifts I gave you?”
Me: “Well Lord, I saved them. You never know when you might need a spare.”

The Spiritual Junk Drawer

We all have one. That invisible drawer stuffed with talents we meant to use someday:
- The book we were “going to write”
- The kindness we were “saving for a better moment”
- The courage we were “waiting to feel first”
- The musical ability we stopped using because one person said, “You’re… brave.”
It turns out Heaven does not reward careful hoarders of potential.

God doesn’t seem impressed by mint-condition talents, still in the original packaging.

The Myth of “When I’m Ready”

Most of us assume God hands out talents expecting polished performances. Standing ovations. Maybe a highlight reel.

But history suggests God is perfectly comfortable working with:
- Stutterers (Moses)
- Doubters (Thomas)
- Hot-headed fishermen (Peter)
- And people who definitely did not have a five-year plan (everyone)
Apparently, readiness is optional. Willingness is not.

Used, Abused, and Joyfully Worn Out

Erma’s quote implies something radical: that the goal is not to protect our gifts but to exhaust them.

To arrive at the end of life spiritually out of breath, slightly scuffed, and joyfully empty.

Picture it:
- Your patience? Gone. Used on people who tested it daily.
- Your creativity? Spent on things that didn’t always work.
- Your love? Over-distributed. No refunds.
God looks at you and says, “Wow. You really ran that thing into the ground.”

And you reply, “Yes, Lord. No returns available.”

The Heavenly Performance Review

I doubt the final evaluation sounds like this:

“You played it safe. Excellent job avoiding failure.”

More likely:

“You tried. You risked. You loved people who were difficult. You used what you had—even when it felt small.”

Which is good news, because most of us are not working with Olympic-level talent anyway. We’re working with “good enough if you actually try” material.

So Here’s the Plan

Use the gift.
Say the thing.
Write the article.
Make the call.
Serve the people.
Sing off-key.
Fail forward.
Laugh at yourself.

And when the day comes to stand before God, may we all shrug and say:

“I’ve got nothing left.
I spent it all.
Hope that was the point.”

If Erma Bombeck is right—and she usually is—then arriving empty-handed might be the most faithful thing we ever do.
February 4, 2026